Ladies and gentlemen and fans of all ages, we are at my favorite week of the year. The week where I pretend I have my dream job as a sportswriter and get to cover the biggest sporting event in the world! No, not the South Dakota 11B State Football Championship. We of course are talking …
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New Year New Eric
Hello friends, I have good news. It’s a new year and a new Eric. New Year’s is not the best holiday. In fact, I’d argue it’s bottom tier. It gets overshadowed by Christmas. The day before is the real holiday. If it wasn’t for the Grand Daddy of them All, would it even be worth …
A Whole New Meaning to Ground Beef
“The first day of the rest of your life,” is usually when you decide to start living how YOU want to, as a changed, new person. Usually a positive change. However, for some of us, it’s the day where we begin to go crazy. For me it was the latter. Setting Date: Wednesday, July 26, …
Christmas Card 2k17
Five years ago (math says four, I say five) on a Sunday afternoon I had an idea that I should write a satirical newsletter of my year. Little did I know that this would ignite a passion for writing that I don’t think anyone saw coming. Now five years later, desperate for some clicks, here …
Downward Dog, Downward Spiral
In January 2017 I was coming off the worst year of my life, and we were beginning the first rendition of new year new Eric. (We are currently in the third rendition, the second was “the year of Eric” which started Nov 2019 and ended the day the pandemic hit, very summer of George vibes.) …
Holy Buck(ets)!
Thursday June 17, 2021: your favorite author is watching game 6 of the NBA Eastern Conference Semi’s when he decides to hit send on this fire tweet: Now, this isn’t the first time I’ve used this strategy to make my Twitter followers hold me accountable with a nut shot. The other time it was to …
Stay Hydrated my Friends
My friends, over the past two weeks it has been above 90 every day in the wonderful town of Sioux Falls. It has been miserable, and, I cannot stress this enough, you need to stay hydrated! (Seamless transition) Speaking of staying hydrated, would you like to hear a story about drinking water? Spoiler alert: We’re …
I’m not Built for Speed (Dating)
Self-analysis is an important part of one’s growth. This past week in my self-analysis a vision was given to me that I fold under peer pressure. On Saturday I said, “Hey, food,” and my friend said, “Eat it!” and I did…(I will go more in depth on this in a future blog). My second fall …
The Put it on Big Al Super Bowl Special
We are in for a mess of a blog post so buckle up. In October my sister asked me to write a blog post about her as a birthday present. She told me this the day of, and didn’t give me any time to come up with any stories. We postponed with the Jacklyn post …
A Helpful Blogpost in Every Aisle
In spring of 2018 we had the proudest moment in bteamballer.com history by buying our office space! The office space is really just a TV tray in the living room, but with the office space, we also got a house. With this house came a terrible curse…no, not a spirit or specter, much worse. I …
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