Before we get too far into the story, I have a confession to make. Do you guys remember the ongoing coronavirus 19 pandemic? It was my fault. All of it. I did that. Now while I did not bite the head off a bat or create anything in a lab, I did something foolish, and God punished me for it. In February 2020, my two besties and I went on an infamous trip to the Mall of America to visit Minnesota Sea Life Aquarium. While walking around the mall, we found our way into one of the many Footlockers. While our intent was to look at regularly priced shoes, a pair of on-sale Nike Giannis Greek Freak 2 caught my eye. Now I had grown out of my college wannabe sneakerhead phase some time ago, but there was something about these shoes. I convinced myself I would wear these bad boys (pistons) to the gym, and I would start playing Saturday morning basketball again. My friends, I had not hooped on a Saturday morning since 2016. God said, “Your plans are not my plans,” and sent the coronavirus to punish me. So that’s on me guys. (double taps chest) My bad.
I knew if I wanted to defeat the ongoing Joe Biden coronavirus pandemic I would have to start working out again in those shoes that I had purchased from the Mall of America. I wanted to restore order in the universe, but I didn’t have a plan. Luckily, my friend Kristen had presented me with an opportunity. She had started going to a new Gym. But it wasn’t a regular gym. It was a new cool gym, Burn Boot Camp.
Choose Your Own Adventure
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