Punt Family Power Rankings March 2020

The Punt Family added a new member this week so therefore we must officially update the Punt Family Power Rankings

1. Margot Robbie Hummel still plays for Purdue Eleanor Roosevelt Punt. Just untapped potential at this point, we can only go up, can’t wait to see all the things she will accomplish. 
2. Liza. All this kid does is eat, smile, and poop her pants. Basically me without the smiling. 
3. Charley. I got to see my favorite nephew this weekend, and he asked me to read to him, which was sweet because the other kid his age always has Lady Gaga or Pa read to her.  The bad thing is he knows I can’t read and is just rubbing it in.
4. Lydia. In terms of family members who I communicate with, Lyds is number one, but that doesn’t always work out in one’s favor. She is currently obsessed with the Lion King so to get some uncle points we always watch some clips on my phone. Now whenever she sees me it’s, “I watch The Roars on Ric’s phone?” I’m beginning to think she only loves me for my phone. (She calls the Lion King “The Roars.” It’s adorable. Also, she thinks my phone is the only one that has The Roars on it, so that’s cool at least.)

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5. Me. I would have me higher, but I know at least one (more than likely, both) of my siblings would be pissed if I put myself above their kids. I may not be the most beloved family member anymore with all these grandkids, but I am still the funniest, and they can never take that away from me.

Big drop off

6. Meg. She just squeezed one out, so I don’t want to bash her after all that energy she just expended. 
7. Jacklyn. Jacklyn can bench press 135, 15Xs. I don’t know if this is true, but it sounds good.
8. Colin. My only brother and recent father of two, begs the question: What have you done for me lately?
9. Gail. Gaga has been liking all the photos in our non-iPhone family group text. I’d put her lower, but she did give birth to me. 
10. Nathan. Hog markets are down, so why wouldn’t the Naters market be down too. 
11. Big Al. I spent basically 4 straight days with him last week. He’s one of my favorite  people in the world, but still, 4 straight days with anybody will drive you mad!